the classiest christmas party

It should be known that I fit in very well at my job, 
which is a great thing, and also a terrible thing, if I think about it enough.
We are known as the department that laughs a little too loudly, a little too often...
about those things that aren't necessarily "work appropriate."

Every Friday, my department (the Lifestyle & Marketing department) has cookie time.
Yes, you read that correctly. 
It's exactly what it sounds like, really.
Once person brings cookies, and we proceed to laugh and cry over stupid, inappropriate things for an hour.
Cookie time is fantastic, and to answer your next question, no we, don't have nap time. Yet.

It's a tradition at World Travel Holdings that every department has their own Christmas party,
and while the classy departments like HR and IT do potlucks and white elephant parties,
we go bowling at Jillian's in Boston.
And, well, let's just say this crowd is known for its day drinking.

The point of this post is coming, I promise.
Guys, our Christmas party is today!
I was named a captain this year because I was injured last year, and we like torture one another.

For the record, 
I'm a terrible bowler, and I'm even worse at being the center of attention,
but I got to pick our team name, so you'd better believe I took this job seriously.
My friends, may I present to you....
"Bowl Movements."

Obviously, today is going to be fantastic,
though we're hoping not to lose because the losing team has to take a shot of the winning team's choice.
No me gusta, my friends!

Also, just as an FYI, we do have a classy work party, as well,
but that's not until next week,
and that one inevitably melts down, too, once my department arrives.
There may have been some cat-calling last year and telling the head of HR to "jump" or "let down his hair"
while standing on the little balcony from which he emcee'd the party.

I told you...we're a classy bunch.


  1. Please tell me that's a t-shirt that everyone has to wear during your Christmas party.

  2. You'd better believe it! I have two designers on my team, so they conquered the shirts for us :) the other teams are "Ball Busters" and the "Jackson 5"

  3. Let's all take a moment and talk about why we're jealous of your job. And how did you find it?!

    1. Would you believe me if I said I found it on Craigslist?

  4. Your job sounds perfect--- I love coworkers who share a sense of humor. Also, you should initiate nap time right now! Stay classy ;)


  5. WOW, so jealous of your job! :)

  6. oh my gosh i want to be apart of cookie time!

  7. I think I'm going to have to steal that cookie time idea. I think we could so use that around here!

  8. Your workplace sounds wicked awesome! I want to work there!

  9. What a fun place to work!! Our party is not even nearly that much fun!

  10. That sounds like so much fun. I hope you enjoyed it!

  11. I can't even tell you how many times my department at my old job got reprimanded for talking inappropriately. I got in trouble more THERE than I did in highschool. Poop is funny. Sorry I'm not sorry.

  12. I think every office every where needs cookie time!

  13. HAHAHA! I want to instill cookie hour at my job!